Can anyone tell me why this Juicy Couture mannequin at Bloomies got a donk? 

CIA

Can anyone tell me why this Juicy Couture mannequin at Bloomies got a donk? 

CIA

Why haven’t I seen this all year? Both of these are classically hilarious.

Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

Nail Salon

G.Diddy

The recklessness will never stop. Can someone in the Alaskan government please get ya girl's back? I mean literally and figuratively- make sure she knows what shes talking about and make sure she doesn't stand in front of turkeys getting their heads chopped off on TV. Thanks.                            -G.Diddy

This is too unbelievable to be true. The crowd at a Long Island Wal-Mart stormed the doors to get in for the Black Friday Blitz sale at 5am yesterday, trampling an employee to death. The crowd rushed in, breaking the doors off the hinges, and knocked the employee to the ground where he laid being stepped on by over 200 people. Are you serious.

Damn, sad news for Ms. Goodies. Ciara's new album, Fantasy Ride, already switched release dates more times then Superhead's bedmates and after the latest release set to sometime in Spring 09 there's talk that the album will never be released.

With pending lawsuits, leaked tracks and her single Go Girl not doing so hot, Jive Records is just not beat to take the L.

We think Ciara should take this as indication that perhaps she should put out a dance DVD or something instead.

PopRotzi DL

Beyonce's album, I am….Sasha Fierce entered the Billboard 200 at number one this week selling 482,000 in the US. Not bad for Bey.

In other news, check out Bey performing in ice cold weather in Rockafella Center at the Today show earlier this week…

Is that the man-dancer on the left??

PopRotzi DL

from the Ninja turtles… she also has quite a sense of humor with those cones (pause)

Common f/ Kanye “Punch Drunk Love”

Ne-yo “Mad”

Obama's new cabinet is sure to break barriers in diversity, for example his new social secretary is the first black social secretary ever.  Social secretaries do more than plan brunches and teas.  They are responsible for the flawless execution of any event that is happening at the White House so its kind of a big deal job if the president plans on having a lot of events.  From the looks of it the Obamas will be having lots events as a close personal friend and very outgoing business woman, Desiree Rogers, is going to be their new social secretary.  Those White House events are probably gonna be poppin with a sistah from Chicago running them… I joke, but from this woman's record they should be some pretty good events.

 
A McDonald's lawsuit way back in the day is the reason that all fast food coffee cups have to say "CAUTION!  Contents maybe hot!"  Because apparently people don't know that their coffee is supossed to be piping hot.  Apparently people also don't know that when you lose a cell phone at McDonald's and it has your pictures of your naked wife on them they will probably end up on the World Wide Web.  Or do they?  Authorities are now saying that a guy who is suing Micky Ds for pictures of his naked wife ending up on the internet after he lost his cell phone there might have orchestrated the whole thing just so that he could sue McDonald's.  They are kinda an easy target with all that bragging about over 60 billion served.  I mean with those odds one of these crazies is bound to frivolously sue you eventually.

Obama, like we expected, is still on his grind for the betterment of the economy.  As he is assembling his new cabinet the first thing that he has hustled to get together is the economic team.  He has put together a team he thinks will be able to advise him on on the kind of policy he would like to implement.  His team includes people who are pretty well experienced in economics (a professor, a head of the Federal Reserve Bank of NY, one of the guys who has been trying to work out this Citigroup drama).  However, Obama can't really do much with the economic advisers right now except get super ready for January.  As he keeps reminding us, "there is only one president at a time."  Ummmm, don't we know it.  Who are Bush's economic advisers any way?  Can he borrow Obama's until January because his haven't been working out for us here.

Beyonce visited the Tyra Banks show and Bey told Tyra to not get too close to her man…

Haha, she tried to throw a “j/k” in there but Bey knows she was serious as hell. Love it.

"No motha-f&%^ka- You change!" lmao

How adorable?! First Barbie, then Fafi- now Hello Kitty? Whats next- Care Bears? Or Strawberry Shortcake? I can't even take it… Plus Hello Kitty's black! Obama inda house! Anywho- the collection is set to launch in February. All girls born in the 80's are marking their calendars.

CIA

Last night The American Music Awards were in full effect and y'all know I was only concerned with one thing- what dees hoes was wearin'… so lets get to it:

Christian Siriano and some chick in his design (ovi) crack me up in this pic- he shoulda gave her the 'fierce' pose memo…

Neyo wore the same thing he always wears in a new gay color.

Corbin Blu realizes he still needs red carpet practice and that his mother as his stylist is not going to cut it…

Rihanna inexplicably pulls off a wildly ugg dress- amazing I know…

Jordin Sparks and Leona Lewis both thought it was Junior Prom. But they killed it on the fresh makeup and hair tip.

The Pussycat Dolls all come in Christian Siriano designs and they made it work!

Kanye West ditched the digital clothing and backpacks for ferret tails. Take that PETA! (Note to NYC dudes- lets not make this one a trend. Thanks.)

T-Payne isss GREAAAATT!!! or Tigger-Payne. I can't decide.

Miley Cyrus and Pop- They freak me out. And her dress looks like a student project.

Chris Brown and the motorcycle tux. I f%*ks with it.

I wonder if hes like 'remember the time when we made out…'?

Jamie Foxx in combat boot-shoes.

Pink was dressier than everyone else! Maybe shes looking for a new husband, she is a rockstar…

Toccara wears her granny's dress. Cute shoes though. I like to imagine the dress with with satin trim instead of ruffle with a slightly larger bow- but that's just me…

Alicia Keys looks lovely in blue- I'd lose the head gear and earrings.

I love the color and style- however Queen Latifah should reacquaint herself with spanx or at the very least not wear the tightest dress she could find. I'm just saying…

 

Remember when you only saw stuff like this on the news? The internets is crazy.

If we already weren't aware of how piss poor the economy is this will surely remind us. Funny, funny. PopRotzi DL

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane, Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David, As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

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