I think this lil dude is hilarious. Get more baby at http://www.etrade.com/baby

and now you can too!

I love this song…

Chris Brown hosted an official afterparty at Club VIP in Paris last night and he was spotted partying it up with a Rihanna impersonator.

Now granted, homegirl is most likely a waitress but dammit if that chick wasn't hoovering around like a mothaf*cker. Bring the bottles and bounce bitch. Chris, you're getting some serious side eye action from me right now.

Anywho, the real Rihanna was performing at the Superbowl Pepsi Smash concert in Tampa, FL last night.

Prince Rih Rih, get your man…

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This is just a little story I thought I would share… Have you ever been in a meeting with a lot of your bosses or talking with some friends of your parents and they come across a question t hat nobody knows the answer to?  Have you ever notice they tend to just chalk it up as a loss.  When this happens I realize just how different the generations really are.  See, I feel like most of us don't believe that we might as well forget a question because nobody knows the answer and I, for one believe in instant gratification.  That's why that kgb kgb service and Google Texts have been able to happen.  kgb (not to be  confused with the Russian secret police… its kind of an unfortunate name they picked) really works, too.   You text your question to 542542 (kgb kgb) and you will get back an answer to almost any legit question.

For me, Google will always be my best friend.  Example:  A coworker dropped her LG phone today and it switched to "Car-kit mode" and she started freaking out because she couldn't hear send any calls.  She wa s convinced that she would just have to take her phone in.  Well, like I said I don't believe in problems that don't have an answer and things like this that can't be fixed so I busted out my phone and Googled "turn off car kit mode LG."  I mean, there are +6 billion people in the world and at least 10 of them have had to have had this problem.  So I find about 200 people that have had this problem and the first few links had no answer, but the 8th link had an answer.  Take a metal instrument and stick it in the power socket of the phone and wiggle it around. Crazy, but it worked and now my coworker won't have to get a new phone.

In the upcoming Valentine issue of Rolling Out magazine, fab couple, Lance Gross and Eva Marcelle talk about how their stripper pole keeps things exciting in their relationship.

Rolling Out: So how do you keep things spicy in your relationship?

Eva: We work hard to keep things spicy in our relationship. We role-play a lot.

Lance: (laughs) She’s got a couple of outfits …I’m not gonna tell you everything though.

Eva: We have a pole…

Lance: (smiling) We do have a pole. It’s a nice pole too.

Eva: WE don’t have a pole. YOU have a pole.

Lance: Hey, that is our pole. We are in this thing together … the pole is removable too. And it comes with all of these accessories. You can order a stage and get lights too.

Eva: We are not getting a stage … But yeah, that’s how we keep things fresh in our relationship.

Lance: So after she cooks dinner, she gets on the pole.

Awww..how could you not love this couple?? Check below for a behind the scenes look at the photoshoot.

Sidenote – Lance is still fine as hell. Go head Eva…

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      I wasn't gonna say anything at first because I believe that the dead should rest in peace but then again, I'm pretty curious over this one.

Rumors have been flying around that the real reason Dame Dash and Jay-Z fell off was over Aaliyah. Filmmaker, Choke No Joke, insists that the friction between the two stemmed because both Dame and Jay had close relationships with Aaliyah but Jay got mad when Dame started officially dating her in late 2000.

"Both Jay and Dame was involved with a certain R&B singer, who I'm not gonna say her name out of respect 'cause she ain't around to defend herself, but I believe that was a part of the initial friction.

I was seeing Jay with her back around 2000, then Dame was with her after. All you have to do is look at the movie they did, Death of a Dynasty. In the movie they were fighting over a model. In real life she was a model, but singing is what she was known for first."

I wouldn't be too surprised if this were true but let's be fair, Baby Girl isn't here to give her side of it. Anywho, check out some of these pics from a Jay-Z bbq in the Hamptons back in 2000…

….things that make you go hmmm.

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Mr. F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S ain't got no credit on his cards…He be walking round like his funds go hard…

Haha lemme stop. But seriously though, I'm not gonna say that he's broke but he definitely had 5 credit cards declined. Fabolous and his entourage went to Eros World Tapas Bar in Atlanta and when his crew started wildin and trying to by the bar, the manager demanded a credit card to start a tab. Hmmm, this recession isn't sparing anyone.

“By the fifth credit card, the entourage member designated to take care of his tab goes outside,” the source said, “only to start a fight with the outside bouncer. He tripped and fell, hitting his head on the concrete and started bleeding. The manager called an ambulance. But as soon as the entourage member also saw the police, he began running away, blood oozing down his face.”

These stars better recognize and tone their luxorious lives down a bit because this shit sure ain't cute.

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Bow Wow just simply can't keep Dollicia Bryant out his mouth. Not too long ago, these two got into a he said she said battle over Bow Wow saying he hit it and Dollicia denying it till she was blue in the face.

Bow Wow chatted with Q Deezy on Big Boy's Wackass Morning Show recently and claimed that he did indeed tap that ass but like Kanye said, he feels like some bitches still owe him sex and in Dollicia's case, she owes him more.

Got damn, Bow Chow, please release the tight grip that you have on this chick's nuts. Let the shit go already, nobody cares.

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Dawn Richards told MTV recently that Danity Kane is officially a wrap since Shannon failed to show up for the taping of Making the Band.

As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist]. "It's devastating for me."

"You'll see me and Drea try and pick up the pieces on our own [on this season's show] — pieces that we didn't even make. We didn't even break it and we're trying to sweep it up ourselves. Puff invited all the girls to come back on this season and they chose not to. Only two of us showed up. That's fine if that's the choice."

Ok but um I thought Danity Kane was over when Diddy kicked out D. Woods and Aubrey so this really ain't news. I'm still praying that this whole thing is a big concoction that Diddy whipped up for publicity because excuse me, how uber boring is it gonna be watching Aundrea and Dawn? Yeahhhh.

Besides, I like Danity Kane so let's wait and see what happens when Making the Band premieres on February 12th.

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Dawn Richards told MTV recently that Danity Kane is officially a wrap since Shannon failed to show up for the taping of Making the Band.

As of right now, [Danity Kane doesn't exist]. “It’s devastating for me.”

“You’ll see me and Drea try and pick up the pieces on our own [on this season's show] — pieces that we didn’t even make. We didn’t even break it and we’re trying to sweep it up ourselves. Puff invited all the girls to come back on this season and they chose not to. Only two of us showed up. That’s fine if that’s the choice.”

Ok but um I thought Danity Kane was over when Diddy kicked out D. Woods and Aubrey so this really ain’t news. I’m still praying that this whole thing is a big concoction that Diddy whipped up for publicity because excuse me, how uber boring is it gonna be watching Aundrea and Dawn? Yeahhhh.

Besides, I like Danity Kane so let’s wait and see what happens when Making the Band premieres on February 12th.

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T.I. performed in Las Vegas at nightclub, JET, for his last performance on the west coast before his upcoming jail stint.

T.I. got a little frisky and thought it'd be cool to soak up a t-shirt with his ball juice before tossing it to the awaiting crowd.

Niiiiice. Pics of T.I.'s below the belt jungle after the break…

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Today I discovered Youtube sensation, a homeless man named "Red". In the video, this guy is asking the folks at the HVW8 gallery in LA to just give him a chance. He's currently recording and this single is due out in February. Until then, I'll keep this video on repeat. Check him out doing the beatbox and auto-tune himself. Seriously, this dude is nice!

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Today I discovered Youtube sensation, a homeless man named "Red". In the video, this guy is asking the folks at the HVW8 gallery in LA to just give him a chance. He's currently recording and this single is due out in February. Until then, I'll keep this video on repeat. Check him out doing the beatbox and auto-tune himself. Seriously, this dude is nice!

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Officially my new anthem lol. This clearly isn't an official remix but I'm excited to see mainstream people vibing to a club track.

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On the same day that Obama's pick for treasury secretary, Geithner, was able to be sworn in about 70,000 jobs were cut across the country and in foreign countries.  Monday, January 26th was one of the worst days for job in this recession we're in.  Unlike at the beginning of the recession when only certain industries were cutting jobs now jobs are being dropped across industries like a plane into the Hudson.  Industries include pharmaceuticals, technology, construction, manufacturing, retail… I mean, it goes on.  Hopefully Obama's stimulus plan stops this because the more jobs that are lost the less people have money to spend on things and the more jobs are lost.  A truly vicious cycle.

The impeachment trial for that fool Blagojevich started today.  Too bad he wasn't there.  Where was he, you ask?  In Manhattan (a.k.a. nowhere near where he should be).  After what looks like a very thorough make-up application Blagojevich proceeded to make appearances all over town signing autographs and complaining about being punished for something he actually did, trying to sale Obama's open senate seat.  Just because he didn't end up going through with it (he got caught) there are very clearly recorded conversations of him contacting people and trying to make deals for the seat.  Blagojevich is claiming that the  trial is unfair because he isn't being allowed to call his own witnesses.  Those running the trial have fired back that Blagojevich very well knows that he can submit witness affidavits.  The thing is he might not know because he doesn't really strike me as the smartest guy around.  You think he might get the point that he is probably in the wrong because his attorney quit, but no.  He had the nerve to say to a reporter on Monday that "soon [he] will undoubtedly be joining the ranks of the newly unemployed."  Yeah whatever, soon you should be joining the ranks of the new imprisoned.  He went on talk TV shows like Tom Cruise trying to promote a movie.  He was on everything from The View to Larry King Live.  If he were on a criminal a criminal trial for selling crack he wouldn't be allowed to leave his state and, you know, I really wish they would go ahead and make that a rule for his trial.  Nobody wants to see that greedy man in their state.

 

With Valentine's Day coming up, it's just not fair to see any more adorable ass pictures of Barack being all affectionate with Michelle. But yet here are some behind the scenes pics that were released from Inauguration Day.

Seriously? How friggin cute is this?? I can't..

Note to self: In future, never vote for a hottie for President, this is getting ridiculous.

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Shame on you Ty! They had the nerve to name two black dolls in their new line of TyGirlz "Sweet Sasha" and "Marvelous Malia". Really Ty? Without even asking the Obama family? the First family?? What nerve.

The company states that the dolls are not based off of the first daughters- but you decide:

Go get em Michelle!!

CIA