I’m mad they didnt get at Gucci…

It’s hard out here for a successful black woman in America, damn… Maybe we gotta start thinking outside the black- start making some cute little mixed babies that will grow up and become weekend anchors on CNN! Or maybe try e-Harmony, thats like 400 questions matched up to find some real compatability!

Anywho, I hope this is just a generational thing cause I sure do like going to weddings!

TMZ reported earlier that on December 23rd, Teddy Riley beat up his 18 year old daughter and her sister with a Rockband guitar. If that’s not bad enough, homeboy tweeted today that he’d do that shit again if he had to:

Since that tweet, his Twitter page has been completely taken down.

According to TMZ:

Teddy’s 18-year-old daughter Taja Riley was granted a temporary restraining order against her dad — claiming 43-year-old Teddy abused her and her older sister by “stomping, punching and bashing them” in his L.A. home on December 23.

In the documents, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Taja claims at one point Teddy, “lifted a Rock Band guitar and threatened to kill person(s) w/ it.”

Taja claims she suffered several injuries in the alleged altercation — including “bashes to temple, contusion on face” and “pain in knee.”

Teddy has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Taja. The next hearing is set for January.

Here’s what Taja had to say:

Wow…I understand that parents spank their children, yes. But taking your hands to an 18 year old female and doing that kind of damage is a no bueno, parent or not. You can’t get away with doing that type of shit to a stranger so why the hell should you get away with doing it to your child. Teddy is wylin.

Um, where are they still wearing velour suits at? Please tell me, a bitch is curious. Now I may be bias because you might find me pumping to the mall on Sunday in 5 inch heels BUT I am pretty confident that that doesn’t make me a thirsty ass heffa parched for attention. I know where my take is on this but I’m curious to know your thoughts, especially the fellas.

So, to pump or not to pump?

Here’s a track from Nicole Schrewszine?!ggar. Originally the song went to Christina Milian but it looks like the pussycat ended up with it. Not that it matters though because Nicole’s album has been eternally shelved for quite some time now.

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Another trailer for the Leonardo DiCaprio’s movie, Inception just hit the streets and boy does it make you wanna see that movie yesterday.

Not entirely sure what the movie is about but that doesn’t make a difference at all. Christopher Nolan (director of the Dark Knight) is behind iy so I know it’s got be top notch quality.

Movie hits theatres summer 2010.

LMFAO.

Ok, now that I’ve done that let me tell you why I’m laughing so hard. So NBA cornball extraordinaire, Ray Allen sent this tweet out a couple nights ago:

He then quickly followed it up with another tweet saying that his account was hacked.

Suuuuure Ray, we believe you. Both tweets were sent from Echofon, a mobile twitter application. I’m not saying that it’s impossible for a hacker to tap into a mobile application but it’s unlikely since hacking into the web account is so much easier.

I’m sure that Ray was trying to direct message a group-group (Mrs. Ray Allen is not on Twitter) and the shit went south and this is his lame attempt at covering it up.

Couple thangs, couple thangs. Um, Raymond if you were in fact trying to talk dirty to a shmeezy you fail miserably. Masturbate? Lol, nuff said.

And secondly, Ray’s wife is a baaaad bitch. SMH at all these cornball athletes and their infidelities.

Love Cassie to pieces but cmon son, this was entirely too easy.

Too much happened in 2009 for us to review so I’m going to let Jibjab.com do it for us.

The January issue of Black Enterprise is a must read for any young entrepreneur or young business person.  The magazine, started 40 years ago by Earl Graves Sr. when he was only 35, is highlighting some of the brightest young entrepreneurs with a feature they are calling BE Next.

BE Next is a group you definitely want to be a part of (or at least I know that I do).  They are 21 to 35 year olds and are making bank running their own businesses.  The four young entrepreneurs profiled in BE Next are Nakia Stith, 31, who inherited and turned around her family’s security company, Jamail Larkins, 25, who owns an aircraft leasing and management business, Natasha Eubanks, 27, whom I sure you all know as the founder of YBF, and Darnell Henderson, 31, who owns a men’s skincare business.  All four of these companies had revenues of over $1 million in 2009 and all four of the entrepreneurs aren’t resting on their laurels, but  have plans in place for future growth of their brands.

Ok, Black Enterprise, thanks for the challenge.  I’ll be working to be part of BE Next.

After nearly a two year hiatus, Aaron McGruder’s Boondocks is returning for a 3rd season! Aaron tweeted the news on Christmas day and said it’ll premiere in about 3 months.

This is very exciting news because we here at GFD love us some reckless ass Boondocks. 10 bueno points!

If you’re not up ont he Boondocks, here’s my favorite episode that’ll be sure to make you a fan.

Ok so it’s not as heart breaking as Oprah ending her show but whatever. Tyra has announced that after 5 seasons, she will be ending her talk show. So as of spring 2010 there will be no more “real hair reveals” or “how to walk in heels seminars” on daytime tv. Tyra says that she is going to focus on her NY based film production company, Bankable Studios as well as some other projects.

Now what she really needs to do is end that America’s Next Top Model show because we all know that shit fell all the way off. Anywho, I guess that just leaves Wendy Williams as the last black talk show host standing…

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What Martha know about green brownies? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, she’s done time…

Tim Burton apparently has done it again. This one looks like Narnia…Burton Style aka ‘done right’.

This looks like it may be as good as the first one…

They are such a special group of people…How does this show make Flavor of Love look like the Cosby Show?

Kanye West made a surprise appearance at Kid Cudi’s concert last night in L.A.

After commenting on how some artists are scared to stand up for what they believe (how very Kanye of him) he spit a new verse:

“I sold my soul to the devil, I know it’s a crappy deal/ At least it came with a few toys like a Happy Meal/ I’m spaced out dog, I be on that moon talk/ I wonder if God asked Mike how to Moonwalk.”

Everybody and their momma is hype about the Pacquiao and Mayweather fight set for March 13, 2010 but folks may have to simmer down because the shit might not happen.

Yesterday, Mayweather’s camp demanded that both fighters be subjected to Olympic style blood drug test before the fight. However, Pacquiao’s camp says that there’s no way in hell that Pacquiao will get blood drawn too close to the day of the fight and that Mayweather is only making this request as an attempt to get out of the fight. POW!

All other aspects of the fight have been agreed upon and this is the only thing still in air. Mayweather’s camp seems very adamant that if Pacquiao does not agree to the test, there will absolutely be no fight.

Hmm, I wonder why Manny is so opposed to taking a blood test. I mean professional athletes do it all the time. Looks like the homie has something to hide.

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Here’s the trailer for the new Karate Kid movie coming out next summer with Will Smith’s son, Jaden. The trailer looks dope although I’m not gonna lie, doesn’t seem right without Mr. Miyagi. Jackie Chan looks like he does a good job though…

Awww, Jaden is too cute and talented too.