LOL at Ed Lover going in on the “We are the World Remix”. Damn, was it that bad?

JESS3 / The State of The Internet from Jesse Thomas on Vimeo.

Wow. The internet is mad popular, like for reals…

But seriously, 200 Billion spam emails a day? Do people respond to those or something? Because apparently it must be working for someone.

Lance Gross twit pic’d these photos from a shoot he did with his fiance, Eva Marcille and I seriously love these two. Their love is so genuine. It’s beautiful. Oh yeah, and Lance is fine as f*ck.

I’m so mad she kicked the tea table like that…classic.

Ludacris‘ new album, Battle of the Sexes, sounds like it’s going to a hot one. Here’s a new track, Hey Ho featuring Lil Kim and Lil Fate.

Battle of the Sexes is set to release on March 9th.

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Here’s Luda’s video for My Chick Bad. I fuckin HATE the Barbie Movement but I like Nicki Minaj’s crazy ass. That bitch is a trip.

Yo, Snoop is a cool ass dude. Love his laid back demeanor.

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Here’s a in studio performance from Young Money’s Tyga and Chris Brown (Chris doesn’t actually sing anything). I’m So Raw will be featured on Tyga’s upcoming mixtape Black Thoughts Vol. 2.

Lookin’ good… except the first one!?! I don’t know where they were going with that…

No they didn’t. Freaknik (The Musical) is an animated special produced by T-Pain set to air on Adult Swim March 7th paying homage to the 90’s Atlanta spring break party. Having lived in ATL for a short time when I was younger, this mythical party was all I heard about as my older sister galavanted off to the land of daisy dukes and freaking in the streets. It was so *tragically* banned and the foolishness and revelry was forced down to Memorial Day in Miami among other shameful places. The 1 hour special is set to include voiceovers from Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, Keri Hilson, Adam Sandler and more. Can’t wait.

Kevin Smith (director of Zach and Miri Make a Porno and the new movie Cop Out with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan — more commonly known to me as Silent Bob, so that’s what I’m going to call him) went ballistic today on Twitter then on his own podcast and blog over an incident that happened on a flight.  Silent Bob got asked to leave a Southwest Airline flight because he was too fat (not in those words, of course).  Silent Bob usually purchases two seats on flights because, according to him, “its just more comfortable” and he “can afford it” so he doesn’t usually run into this problem.  However, this time he got bumped to a different flight and only got one seat.  After he was already seated the flight attendant asked him to deplane because, to her judgement, the armrests could not easily go down all the way, a no-no for Southwest Airlines.

Silent Bob was, of course, enraged.  He admitted to the flight attendant that yes, he is fat, but that he isn’t so fat that he couldn’t fit comfortably in his seat.  After his social media outcries Southwest apologized twice (once as a Twitter response to Silent Bob).  Additionally, Silent Bob was able to get on a later Southwest flight, where he Twitpic-ed himself seated with both armrests down, so clearly the flight attendant judged incorrectly.

This is getting a lot of media buzz because Canada just passed a law (of course) that says if a passenger must get a second seat because they are overweight then the second seat is free.  Oh liberal Canada, that doesn’t even make sense.  Its another seat and it costs money.  If you bring a kid on a plane and they take up an extra seat it costs extra.  If you bring your large self on the plane it should cost extra, too.

Passenger advocacy groups (which I had no idea existed and who must not be doing that great of a job because we all have to pay that new extra fee for checked luggage… I’m just saying) are saying that this just goes to show that the airlines need more concrete guidelines so that flight attendants are not making subjective judgments on the fatness at which you can’t ride a plane.  They also say that with the rise of obesity in the U.S., the airlines should install special “obese” rows reserved for passengers that might need that extra room.  My thoughts… 1.) Its interesting that Silent Bob is not even so overweight that he really couldn’t get down the armrests, but he’s about to be the face for every obese advocacy cause.  2.) Tweeting something off the wall and making yourself the wronged victim right when you have a movie coming out is great PR.  Silent Bob got tons of Twitter followers off of this.  3.) Don’t fly Southwest if you’re fat, those seats are tight even if you can get the armrests down.  4.) Only fly first class if you’re fat because its more comfortable, you get better food anyways and its probably cheaper than buying the two seats you know you need to purchase so that your thigh won’t be touching me for the next 6 hours.

I should avoid saying the obvious about the U.S. really having a problem when people get to talking about obese rows on planes… but it really needs to be said.

Usher performed at the All Star game last night and we don’t know who told him this outfit was ok but they should be shot for it.

I don’t know what bothers me more, the pedalpushers or the leather vest with the faux abs. smh

Here’s a video of his less than stellar performance too:

Chris Brown released his In My Zone mixtape yesterday and that shit is straight fire. To download click HERE.

Listen to Trey Songz talk about one of the most romantic things he’s done for a chick. It involves rose petals and a blow up mattress….

Aw, how cute. And just for shits and giggles…Trey hit up 106 & Park (HATE THAT SHOW!) and surprised a couple with a Valentine’s Day gift. Please peep the dudes face when his girl reacts to the surprise. HAHAHA classic.

“I got six kids. You know how many Air Jordans six Black kids wear?” LOL. This looks like it could be pretty funny. Jonah Hill is getting a lil’ chunky monkey though. He needs to slow down on that Chris Farley flow…

YAY let’s do something else to make Drake look freakish and weird instead of putting him back in the peacoat /haircut/shave/tan from Comeback Season! The commercial is set to play throughout NBA All-Star Weekend.

John Mayer had it in the face. Perez dishes about his secret relationship with Mayer and how gay he is, his favorite gay pornstar, and how “John Mayer can suck it!” He done f’ed up now!! I bet he’s gonna cry about it on stage again…

If you hadn’t heard, John Mayer made some pretty crazy comments in a Playboy interview earlier this week which is currently destroying his career. He cried about it on stage right after… Damn homie, in 2002 you was the man homie. For real. Now he’s talking about his “hood pass” and BTW Rule #1 of the hood pass is never talk about the hood pass or else it is promptly revoked. And also, how about when you apologize about something, you can’t make it all about you and your “quest to be clever… and slither out from persecution…”. Get it together.

Maybe because I grew up listening to dancehall, I have this crazy appreciation for Rihanna when she injects some reggae swag into pop music (like that wine on the tank in the “Hard” video). So who could make a more poptastic video to a song called “Rude Boy” than RiRi herself. Although I wish there was more choreographed dancing and maybe some faster movements… I mean if you’re gonna rip off the “Boyz” video (M.I.A.) then you gotta take the good parts too LOL. Well done nonetheless.