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Great Tea Party Signs

C.I.A. — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:37:13 +0000

Everyday I think more and more that the Tea Party was invented for pure comic reasons…

Liza, You’re Killing Me

C.I.A. — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:34:21 +0000

Here is Liza Minelli’s version of “Single Ladies.” It’s going to sound exactly as you imagine…foolish. My favorite part is when she sings “and like a ghost, I’ll be goooooonnnnnneeeeennnneeeeeeee!!!”

Apparently this is for Sex & the City 2, I hope that means I don’t have to hear it while Carrie and crew crosses the desert in Morocco…

Meet the Taiwanese Susan Boyle

C.I.A. — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 01:20:30 +0000

If you ask me, he’s a robot. You know Taiwan is mad nice with the robots. Thats the only way this dude make sense to me. I’m dead serious, because he can’t really sing that good.

Oh and apparently he can dance too. Yuuuup, I told you them Taiwanese are mad nice with that robot techmology…

Funny Video: MTV True Life I’m Obsessed with Skinny Jeans even though it took away my Privates

C.I.A. — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:08:13 +0000

MTV True Life I’m Obsessed with Skinny Jeans even though it took away my Privates

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New Video: Usher feat. Nicki Minaj “Lil Freak”

C.I.A. — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 12:04:41 +0000

Just when I thought Usher was gonna get through a whole video, like a grown ass man, you know *not dancing*, there he goes at the end – shimmin’. C’mon SON! And Nicki‘s nasty…

This Baby Don’t Like That Miley Cyrus!

C.I.A. — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:45:12 +0000

LMAO, she was really jamming to Bon Jovi!

New Drake: “Shut it Down”

C.I.A. — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:12:46 +0000

This time your boi Drake sticks to singing. I’m feeling it, but I don’t really know if the Dream had to be on the song like that…

“Badges Like Us” a Foursquare Rap

C.I.A. — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:05:24 +0000

I don’t know if this makes me want to use Foursquare more or immediately deactivate my account…

C’mon SON! 11 (Video)

C.I.A. — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:25:18 +0000

LOL at Ed Lover going in on the “We are the World Remix”. Damn, was it that bad?

The State of the Internet Video

C.I.A. — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:08:22 +0000

JESS3 / The State of The Internet from Jesse Thomas on Vimeo.

Wow. The internet is mad popular, like for reals…

But seriously, 200 Billion spam emails a day? Do people respond to those or something? Because apparently it must be working for someone.

My Little Pony Musical…I was not ready

C.I.A. — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:41:35 +0000

I’m so mad she kicked the tea table like that…classic.

Wale ft. Gucci “Pretty Girls” Video

C.I.A. — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:50:24 +0000

The Best 2010 Superbowl Ads

C.I.A. — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:14:37 +0000

There were a few ads that I think some people should get fired for (i.e. Denny’s crazy ass chickens), but in all it wasn’t that bad of a collection this year. Here are the best ads:

Extra etrade bonus:

Vote for Building Wealth!

C.I.A. — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:46:10 +0000

There’s a great idea vying for the Pepsi Refresh Project $250k Grant this month. It’s called the Building Wealth Movement and it’s all about teaching financial education grass roots style. Building wealth in our community is imperative for our communities survival, and educating main street about financial empowerment is the key. Find out more about this movement at www.WSBuildingWealth.com.

Please support the movement by voting everyday throughout February at http://www.refresheverything.com/wsbuildingwealth .

Follow on Twitter here: http://twitter.com/4buildingwealth

Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/WS-Building-Wealth/474066540485?v=wall

Meet King Curtis…He’ll Make Your Day

C.I.A. — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:23:40 +0000

I’d like you to meet someone. You might have met this little fella before, but just in case you haven’t, I feel obliged to introduce. His name is Curtis, and he loves bacon more than anyone I know (which is saying a lot). But that’s not all, he also stands firm in his beliefs, which is hard to find in most 10 year olds. Enjoy:

Isn’t he a gem? I. Love. Wife Swap.

Harlem Restaurant and Retail Week

C.I.A. — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:59:49 +0000

Introducing Harlem’s first ever Restaurant Week! Well, actually, it’s a month long…but so is Harlem Week (Oh well *Kanye shrug*). Starting February 15 until March 15 you can enjoy 3 course meals for $20.10 at participating Harlem eateries and specialty items for $20.10 at Harlem retailers. If that didn’t sound intriguing enough, $1 of each purchase will go to UNICEF for Haitian earthquake relief efforts.

Check out the Harlem Restaurant Week Participants (Links to the actual websites, followed by links to their Yelp.com profiles):

67 Orange Street
(Yelp Profile)

Angelina
(Yelp Profile)

Cafe du Soleil
(Yelp Profile)

Chez Lucienne
(Yelp Profile)

Creole
(Yelp Profile)

Gospel Uptown
(Yelp Profile)

Grand Piatto D’Oro
(Yelp Profile)

Londel’s
(Yelp Profile)

Melba’s
(Yelp Profile)

Mobay
(Yelp Profile)

Moca
(Yelp Profile)

Mojo
(Yelp Profile)

Native
(Yelp Profile)

Nectar Wine Bar
(Yelp Profile)

Questan’s
(Yelp Profile)

Society Cafe
(Yelp Profile)

Sylvia’s
(Yelp Profile)

I’m definitely going to hit up 67 Orange Street, Mojo, Piatto D’Oro, Creole and Gospel Uptown. But then again at $20.10, all month long, I’ll probably make it to each restaurant…

Harlem Restaurant and Retail Week is brought to you by Harlem Park to Park and The Harlem Business Alliance. Find the complete list of restaurants and retailers at www.harlemrestaurantandretailweek.com

Obama’s State of the Union in 5 Mins

C.I.A. — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:18:40 +0000

In case you missed it and don’t feel like watching the whole thing, watch this 5 minute version from NYMag:

Yo, my man O-Brizzy is a straight comedian. He kept it so real. I appreciate that, and the American people did too; about 80% of the people who watched had a positive reaction to the presidents speech. I guess they “almost forgot he was black.” *blank stare*…ehh thanks Chris Matthews:

Mariah’s New Videos with Nicki Minaj & Ne-yo

C.I.A. — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:54:07 +0000

Mariah feat Ne-yo “Angels Cry”

Mariah feat Nicki Minaj “Up Out My Face”

I love you Mariah, but you really GOTTA STOP DRESSING LIKE A 17 YEAR OLD. Okay thanks, I’m done. On a personal note, I definitely feel her on the “when I’m done, I’m done” tip, that chorus might get sung to many a knee-grow this year.

“If we were two Lego blocks, even the Harvard graduating class of 2010 couldn’t put us back together again…” LMAO

Hearts for Haiti Event Tonight

C.I.A. — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:32:40 +0000

Tonight there is a wonderful event going on called “HEARTS FOR HAITI”. It is not another benefit, but rather a celebration of the Haitian spirit. Please come out if you can:

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 @ Arena
135 W 41st St
(Between Broadway & 6th Ave)

7pm-midnight
Open bar 7pm-8:30pm compliments of Hennessy

Music by DJs Clue, D-Nice, Jon Quick, Kiss, Mick Boogie, M.O.S., Ted Smooth, Tony Touch

Downstairs in the carnivale lounge DJ Franky of the Untouchables playing the best of Haitian Konpa & Zouk

Hearts for Haiti Host Committee:
Andrea Price, Angela Yee, Arlene Pitterson, Blacklight Ent., Calcie Cooper, Demetria Lucas, Derrin Woodhouse, DJ Big Des, DJ CEO, DJ Cosi, DJ Herbert Holler, Dr. Lee Gause, Ed Freiberg, Edgar Taveras, Eric Soler, Esther-Mireya Tejeda, Fabrice Armand, Fred Cool Out, Gardy Guerrier, Gary Grant, George Sepulveda, Enterprises, Hen Rock, J. Medina, James Cruz, Joseph Solis, Kevin Powell, Kwame Jackson, L. Boogs, Laura Stylez, Red Carpet Entertainment, Liris Crosse, L-Mani V, Lola and Tom Patrick-Odeen , Lord Sear, Mack Petion, Marc Smooth, Marlene Taveras, MIH Icons, N3P Media, Obinna Onyeagoro, Omar Hamilton, Paul Estevez, ParlourMagazine.com, Persaud Brothers, Pulse Greek Network, Roman, Sacajawea Hall, Shane & Shawn Ward, Shawn Pecas, Shon Miller, Stone Jackson, The Kid Daytona, Walker, Tiza Alejandro, Tony Martinez, Yardley Messeroux

Minimum donation: $20. All additional amounts, including checks are welcomed.

We also encourage all to bring one or more of the following items:
Blankets, Nutritional bars/granola bars, solar flash lights, clothes, feminine products, shoes, candles/matches, medicine, first aid kit, and purification tablets (to purify water for drinking)

100% OF ALL MONETARY PROCEEDS COLLECTED AT THE DOOR WILL BE DONATED TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS WITH A DESIGNATION TO THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE RELIEF EFFORT & ALL CLOTHING AND SUPPLY DONATIONS WILL BE DONATED TO YELE HAITI.

Attire in good taste. 21 and over. ID a must.

“Pants on the Ground” Remix

C.I.A. — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:51:11 +0000

So clearly they had to make a remix to Larry Platt’s now infamous, original song “Pants on the Ground”…

Too bad I kinda like the song. SMH.

Anywho, if you haven’t seen the American Idol clip, here it is: