I just can’t believe that rappers are still f*cking with this broad. Soulja Boy’s dumb ass had her up in his hotel suite and of course she used the opportunity to expose him as a ghetto Frankie Lymon. Why why why is Kat Stacks still getting play? I just can’t understand it.

Diddy was on the set of Rick Ross‘ BMF video and appears to have confirmed what we all knew was true.

At around the 2:35 mark, Diddy says “Now My Girlfriend Is Blonde Like Marilyn” and brings Cassie on camera.

Hmm.

Looks like 23 year old R&B singer, Sammie, is bout to hit the scene once again. Here’s a new promo shot of him and well he’s all grown up now.

And for the behind the scenes:

“I want to say I love Lil’ Kim, man. I’m sorry that she’s mad. I never would have thought that by me working with another artist that she would take it the wrong way. But if she’s taking it the wrong way, it ain’t meant like that. Nicki never did anything to her.”

“[Nicki] ain’t trying to swagger-jack or say nothing negative about her. I just think that Kim needs to just understand that Nicki as a whole has always been respectful of her and Nicki’s not trying to be her. I ain’t gonna make no apologies for working with Nicki Minaj. [She is] somebody that’s never said anything negative about Kim and just really has always, in my eyes, has paid homage to Kim. She’s a different MC. They don’t even talk about the same thing. If you’re like a connoisseur of MCs and you a specialist — like what Kim has talked about and what Nicki talks about — they don’t talk about the same things.”

Basically he’s saying: “Kim, I love you and all but bish, you’re the past, Nicki is the future.”

This is precisely why I am against getting the whole “significant other tat”…

before:

after:

She wiped out his bank account and he wiped out her face. LMAOOOO

The other night while Drake was performing in Cleveland, he brought Lebron James out to play the glorified role of “hypeman.”

Right before he brought him out he said, “See me and Lebron, we have something mutually in common. We both love women… a lot. We are both mature individuals but I feel like if we were the type to trick on a girl, this would be the song we’d sing to her”.

Bron then came out while Drake sang Fab’s Throw it in the Bag and Bron hopped around stage throwing in his occassional two cents.

Then Drake brought up a female fan to slow dance with and kiss during Unthinkable but stopped midway to tell Lebron “Hey I can’t do this with you up here man.” And Lebron exited stage left.

The funniest of it all was that Lebron’s momma, Gloria was on the side of the stage singing every word the entire concert. Aww lawd Ms. James.

Lebron comes in around the 4:27 mark…

It’s official. A rep for Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz has confirmed that they are indeed pregnant and getting married in a year.

My jaw is still on the ground for this one. 50 Cent recently had to drop a shitload of weight for his upcoming movie, Things Fall Apart. In the movie he plays a football player who gets cancer.

Homie went from 214 pounds to 160 in just 9 weeks! …Someone need to holla at Precious with that regimen.

I wonder if filming is finished because GFD would like to donate a couple KFC Double Down sandwiches to Curtis to help him get his weight back up.

Wooooooow.

LOL @ “Chile, please.”

Both shows come out this summer.

Ever been watching tv and a commercial comes on and afterwards you’re like WTF WAS THAT? Yep, me too. Here’s a couple that bother me the most.

1. Amp’d Mobile – “You, Shake Your Junk!”

First time I saw this commercial I just couldn’t understand how they got away with this. HOWEVER, the look on Ms. Junk Shaker’s face is priceless.

2. ANY of the new McDonald’s commercials

I have one simple question. What the fuck happened to Ronald McDonald, Grimace and Hamburgler? Back in the day, they used to be the muthafuckers on tv advertising for Mickey D’s. Now, we have Tyrone and Shalonda rapping and singing about some God damn chicken nuggets. McDonald’s is shamelessly marketing their food  to ONLY the Black community and it’s getting out of control. There’s even a bunch of McDonald’s restaurants where the uniforms are made out of Kenta cloth. <<insert BBM blankstare face>>

3. KOOL-AID vs. Grape Soda commercials

C’mon. Out of all the possible beverages out there, Kool-Aid had to battle grape soda??? You gotta be fuckin kidding me. Could they play into stereotypes anymore than that? Why the hell couldn’t it have been orange soda? Fuck it gotta be grape for? Man, I can’t…

4. KFC – Only White Person Around a Bunch of Blacks, Give Them Chicken…Fried Chicken

I wrote about this commercial a little while back and although I could understand KFC’s thought process behind it with the Cricket references, this shit is still trifling. A stressed out looking white guy in a crowd of black people says “Need a tip when you’re in  an awkward situation?” And then proceeds to pass around a bucket of fried chicken to “diffuse the situation.” Ahhh yes, because that’s the only way.

5. KFC Double Down Sandwich

Yes, KFC is a repeat offender. America, we cannot seriously be that fat that we’re willing to substitute bread for slabs of fried chicken. And honestly, was the bacon really that necessary. I mean damn.

6. WNBA “Basketball is Basketball”

Um, so the WNBA is the same as the NBA? Is that what we were supposed to walk away with after watching this? Yeaaaah, I’m gonna go with no. No disrespect to female ballers but that shit is simply not the same, not even a little bit. Trying to tap into the NBA audience to get fans just seems desperate. They woulda been better off saying something like “Hey, while you’re suffering NBA withdrawl, you might as well watch us, it beats watching baseball.”

7. Local Job Fair Ad – “Girrlll, you besta know Imma be there!”

LMAO this one is hilarious. This has got to be the WORST commercial I’ve ever seen. Too bad neither one of these girls is getting hired by anyone anytime soon.

8. Quattro Bikini Razors – Mow Your Lawn

Who the hell comes up with this shit?

9. Charmin Tissue Bears

I’ve always fucking hated these damn bears. We all know what the hell tissue is used for. I don’t need to see a bear taking a crap in the woods and wiping his big furry ass afterwards. Yeah, Charmin tried to make them cute but I think they’re disgusting. I’ve yet to see one commercial where Papa Bear advises the little nigga to go wash his hands after. Nasty.

10. Booty Pop Panties – Fraud ALERT!

As if females weren’t tricking men enough with makeup, weaves and padded bras, now they have booty enhancing underwear? LMAO can you just imagine the look of disappointment on the guy when those drawers come off and the booty disappears? This is triiiiiflin!

Chris Brown kicked off his fan appreciation tour last night in Brazil and tore the stage down. Whether you like him or not, you have to get credit where credit is due.There’s nobody else in the game that’s touching him on the dance level.

Check out the liner art for Kelis‘ upcoming album, Flesh Tone. We all know Kelis is wierd as hell but wtf is going on?

I feel for Nas now more than ever.

Pretty funny stuff in Drake’s spot on When I was 17. He’s a real likable dude.

That black and white one is killing me softly lol.

Kobe was recently featured in a LA Times fashion spread and um, something in the water ain’t clean with this one…

LMAO…They got this knee grow looking like Paul Mooney. So folks, are these photos enough to solicit your side-eye?

Interview below:

Tom Murray: I have to ask, When you’re in that chopper, do you ever look down on the city, pinch yourself and say—
Kobe Bryant: How the hell did this happen? Absolutely—every time. Like I’m sitting here right now. [Nods toward the two ladies primping him.] You know what I mean? This is dream s–t. Wardrobe that’s all white? This just doesn’t happen. Not for me. This is crazy.  You’re very relaxed. Of course, we’re talking as you’re getting a manicure and a facial before you have your makeup put on. Is this a side of your personality you’d like more people to see?
I think people, especially here in Los Angeles, are starting to understand me a lot more in terms of what I’m like personality-wise. I’m relaxed, laid back, pretty funny, smartass. I like having a good time.

But wouldn’t it benefit you if the media in L.A. saw this side of your personality more?
It probably wouldn’t be helpful for them, because they have to write and sell stories. And you can’t have everybody saying positive things all the time. It’s just not going to work, even though this is, like, my city when it comes to sports, you know what I mean? You gotta have people on one side of the fence and people on the other. If not, the story’s not compelling. The people who truly know me know what I’m like. There have been people who try to say things that aren’t fair, and I check them. And then they don’t like me because I checked them.

When you say check them, what do you mean?
Call them out. I’m not going to be a pushover. If I’m going to talk to you, I’m going to talk to you respectfully. I’m comfortable in my own skin. If I’m upset, I’m upset—write about it. If I’m happy, I’m happy—write about it. I’m gonna just be me, and let them report what they’re gonna report.

Do you think about your basketball mortality at all—that one day you won’t be able to do everything you can now?
I feel invincible out there, but it’s a different kind of invincible than when I was younger. Can I jump over two or three guys like I used to? No. Am I as fast as I used to be? No, but I still have the fundamentals and smarts. That’s what enables me to still be a dominant player. As a kid growing up, I never skipped steps. I always worked on fundamentals because I know athleticism is fleeting.

Kid Cudi attended an early screening of the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street which hits theatres tomorrow and homie wrote a review on his blog. Looks like the movie got a thumbs up…

LOL @ him saying he’d go see it again on shrooms. So, who’s going to see the movie tomorrow? I know I am!

As ashamed as I am to say it, I regularly tune into Basketball Wives. Do I believe that most of the women on the show are bitter ass thirst buckets? Absolutely, but I just can’t NOT watch. As was Flava of Love, it has turned into one of my guilty pleasures.

With that said, I think the show is extremely negative and one-sided and so does Orlando Magic baller Matt Barnes who’s fiancee, Gloria is a participant on the show. Gloria and Matt appear to be the only beacon of light out of all the couples associated with the show. Matt says that in the beginning although he was skeptical, he was on board for the show but after watching one episode, that all changed:

I wasn’t 100% against it at the beginning. It started back in Phoenix when Shaunie O’Neal approached my fiancee about it and I was really apprehensive about it. Then they kept approaching fiancee Gloria about it back and forth back and forth and I was really against it but my fiancee talked to the producers and felt good about it so I definitely backed her.

But after watching the first show I was just disgusted. I told my team because you know [my teammate] Dwight’s involved in that too that I’m not watching that because I know it’s going to make me mad and I’m going to watch it at the end of the season. I just think that what they say is going to happen and what actually happens is two different things.

Reality TV is kind of a joke. Everything is scripted. There is nothing reality about Reality TV. With that said, I’ll kind of leave it at that but if you want to have me back on at the end of the season when I won’t get fined for what I say, I’ll definitely tell you what I think about that.

Hmmm. Gloria had noooo business being part of this damn show.

Go head Miss Keri baaabbyyy. The bitch looks bad.

Ever since Kanye beasted on Taylor we haven’t seen much of him. Well he’ll be making his comeback, well at least his voice will, on May 2nd on the Cleveland Show. Check the clip below..

Usher Raymond. Just where do I begin. You woulda thought he learned his lesson after Tameka but alas, here we are. So it appears that Usher has a thing for stepping out of his current relationships for older women and then getting the older woman pregnant and marrying her.This is what has happened between him and and his Def Jam executive boo, Grace Miguel. Grace is pregnant and engaged to Mr. Raymond. 

Apparently Grace is still legally married but is in the works for a divorce, however, it is widely known throughout the Ursh camp that Grace is indeed pregnant and is about 3 months along.

WTF is wrong with this guy. He only just got divorced from Tameka’s ass back in November and now he’s scurrying down the same worn out path he took before.

Ya know, Albert Einstein once described the definition of insanity as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. Usher may wanna snack on that food for thought for a bit. 

Meanwhile, in other news, Chilli, caught wind of Usher’s new baby mother/bride news and jumped off of an Atlanta overpass onto the freeway. Her remains are still being collected but VH1 was on the scene of the accident to assure their viewers that Chilli’s death, while unfortunate, would not impede their plans for season 2 of What Chilli Wants. The show must go on…

Here’s a clip from Robert Townsend’s star-studded documentary film Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy.

The film, which debuted at Sundance last year and is narrated by actress Angela Bassett, features interviews with scholars, critics and, of course, comics including Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby, Paul Mooney, Chris Rock, Katt Williams and many more!