Um, have ya’ll seen this heffa in all these commercials lately?! She looks GORGEOUS!!

Still don’t think I’ll be purchasing a Fiat or shopping at Kohl’s anytime soon but sheesh, Jennifer looks good!

Marty Mar just recently signed a deal with CBS to create a new comedy show that he will star in. To me this good news if he taps into the greatness that was Martin but if it’s anything like  some of his new stuff I’m not all that psyched.

Big Sean was arrested the other night after his concert in upstate New York. According to reports, after Wiz Khalifa and Big Sean, whose real name is Sean Anderson, wrapped up their concert, a female fan alleged that Sean and another man, Willie Hansbro “forcibly touched” her.

Police are currently withholding details regarding the case but did confirm that Big Sean and Willie Hansbro were both arrested but posted the $500 bond. The two are due back in court in NY on September 6.

Forcing the cuddy huh? I hope these allegations are false, Big Sean is just finally starting to pop off.

I’m very sorry to share this news but Christopher Meloni aka Detective Elliot Stabler announced that he will not be returning to Law & Order SVU due to not being able to reach an agreement with Universal Media Studios.

Ahhhhhhhh! How sad is this? Detective Stabler makes that damn show. *teardrop* Mariska Hargitay will be returning however. That’s cool I guess.

And um did anyone else know that he was 50 years old? Sheesh, he’s a hottie old head.

….that’s what R. Kelly‘s former entourage member, Demetrius Smith Sr., is saying in his new book, The Man Behind the Man which will release this summer. Here’s an excerpt…

“I think she’s pregnant’ he said, in a voice that sounded as if he wanted to burst out in tears. ‘Oh man, Rob’ was all I could say at the time. Derrel McDavid arranged for a car to pick Aaliyah up at O’Hare airport and she had a hotel room available on arrival. This was crazy! How were we going to get through this without causing ill feelings with Barry Hankerson.

‘How you gone marry Aaliyah Rob?’ I asked in bitter sadness. I wanted him to relinquish his idea on how that was going to happen.”

Makes sense to me, I always did wonder why the hell she married that dude.

Beyonce was honored last night at the Billboard Awards by several notable people including Michelle Obama, Babyface, Stevie Wonder, Lady Gaga, etc.

She then took the stage and performed Run the World (Girls) and while most people don’t like the song you have to acknowledge that her performance was pretty effin great. And kudos to her singing live while doing all that dancing.

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Yesterday, on the anniversary of Biggie‘s murder, Lil Kim called into Power 95.3 in Orlando to give her theory on who is to blame for his death.

“I always felt like Biggie and Tupac’s deaths was bigger than how they tried to make it believed to be. Them two was very powerful guys. They both could have ran for mayor just like Arnold Schwarzenegger and probably won, and you know I think the government is looking at it like, ‘We can not have these two hood dudes with this much power running for mayor or something like that and winning’. Because they feel like they would have lost control I think.

I can’t say whether this person is involved or that person is involved and you know, no ones knows, but I do know that it’s deeper than people would like it to believe to be.”

So, Kim thinks Uncle Sam is to blame huh? Eh, I dunno about that one mayne. I just don’t see the government up in arms and stressed out that Pac or Biggie might be getting ready to run for political office. Kim might wanna give up trying to solve the who shot Biggie mystery and focus on another mystery…where her career went.

So if you’re interested in sitting courtside at the Garden for a Knicks game seated next to Jay-Z himself, now may be your chance.

Jay-Z is pimping his presence out in the name of charity. You can bid on a chance for 2 tickets to sit courtside at a 2011-2012 Knicks game with Jay-Z. Subject to scheduling and availability, to take place at a time convenient to Jay’s schedule. Date to be determined by Jay-Z’s schedule and once a date is set it cannot be changed. Winner is subject to a background check so all you peeps out there not living right, need not apply. To BID you can click HERE but make sure to have at least $17k handy because that’s what the price is up to now.

This is a good deed an all but isn’t Jay a Nets owner, woulda been nice for him to show a lil faith and support in his own team. I’m just saying…

Every now and then I come across something that instantly causes me to erupt in uncontrollable laughter. This is one of those times. I give you, Waka Floca Flame‘s PETA ad….

Ya’ll can’t tell me this picture isn’t hilarious. You see those childbearing hips?! Maaaannn, I can’t.

And if that’s not funny enough you know anytime Waka is caught talking it’s a gem….

I always thought those folks at PETA were “special” but tapping Waka Flocka to represent your brand just proves that they’re nutty. Now if they could somehow get a gorilla to teach Waka how to read thennnn we got something to talk about!

Which one of you lovely folk out there would like to give the eulogy at my funeral because upon completion of this post I’m going to promptly go play in traffic on South Orange Avenue for I simply WILL NOT live in a world where we’re putting men on perm boxes. Yasssss bitch, you heard right. There are rumors that boyband JLS member Ashton Merrygold is going to be the new spokesmodel of Dark & Lovely.

I really don’t like to pass judgement on what folks do in the name of getting a check but this rubs me all sorts of wrong. I feel like if this deal goes through, it’s only a matter of time before we see NeYo as the face for Juicy tube lipgloss. Stop the madness, thanks in advance.

CARMELO ANTHONY is a NEW YORK KNICK!

On the brink of the NBA trade deadline, Melo finally chose a new home with the NY Knicks. The Knicks just about sold their souls to get him but in the end were quite happy with the transaction In addition to Melo, they also got Chauncey Billups, Shelden Williams, Anthony Carter and Renaldo Balkman.

The most important thing to take away from this trade is that Denver fans > Cleveland fans when it comes to losing their superstar player. I’m happy to report that there are zero documented instances of Carmelo Anthony jerseys being burned in effigy.

Oh yeah, bandwagon hopping is at an all time high.

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RIHANNA and CIARA get involved in a TWITTER BEEF.

Ciara was a guest on E! Fashion Police on Friday night and after critiquing Rihanna’s look at the Brit Awards, CiCi went on to mention that her last encounter with Rihanna was less than pleasant. Moments later, Rihanna made a tweet and the beef incurred from there…

Haaaa. That Rihanna is a funny chick. Sadly, PR reps clearly got involved because soon after, we saw these tweets…

It just doesn’t get much faker than that.

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CHRIS BROWN loses his mind and channels SISQO.

Chris Brown twit pic’d a photo of him with his new Amber Rose/Sisqo haircut and he looks a damn fool.

The only explanation for this I can come up with is trying to generate a buzz for his F.A.M.E. album which drops later this month. **blank stare** Cmon homie, do better.

Chris Brown has been tapped to appear on next week’s episode (February 12) of Saturday Night Live. The show has been supportive of Chris despite the Rihanna scandal and has been trying to get him on the show for quite some time.

Chris will appear as the musical guest alongside Russell Brand and will more than likely be in 1 or 2 skits. Congrats. Glad to see him continuing to get past all the drama.

Chris Brown hosted and all black party last night at Webster Hall in NYC and low and behold, Lil Mama showed up to performed. I swear I haven’t seen this chick since she thuglifed her way on stage at the Grammy’s.

She was also rocking a short black pixie haircut. Hmm.

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Diddy‘s Last Train to Paris sold more than 100,000 copies last week which was well over the predicted amount so to celebrate he took his family, minus Cassie and Chance but including Kim Porter, to St. Bart’s for vacation.

Oh Kim :-/

Floyd Mayweather got arrested last week after a warrant was issued for repeatedly jabbing a dude in the face. Floyd was picked up on Thursday night at a casino on the Las Vegas strip. Above is his mugshot.

LOL and below is his mugshot from earlier this year after being arrested for fighting with his babymama, Joise Harris.

You can tell when a person doesn’t have a care in the world when their mugshots look like Crest ads.

Wednesday night, 36 year old, G-Dep, otherwise known as Trevell Coleman, walked into the 25th Precinct in NY and admitted to murdering a man 17 years ago.

He told cops that he was riding a bike when he rolled up on John Henkel, 32, on Park Avenue and East 114th Street and announced a robbery. Coleman told Detective William Dunn that Henkel resisted and grabbed his .40-caliber gun. He allegedly admitted that he pulled away and shot his victim three times in the chest. (FULL STORY HERE)

It’s crazy to me that dude got away with this for nearly two decades and just now decided to turn himself in. Maybe the guilt was just too much to live with or perhaps that prison life was looking mighty appealing. Three meals a day, a bed, heat….shiiiit, I’m sure G-Dep ain’t seen a check in years.

I dunno mayne, the thought of Mariah being a mother just rubs me the wrong way and now Nick just announced that they’re having twins. God bless those kids.

You just simply can’t make this kinda shit up…

An Akron man suffered severe head injuries after police said he was attacked by his brother, who wielded a crowbar during a fight ignited over a half-eaten piece of fried chicken. A warrant was issued Sunday for Tony Morris, 37, of Akron. He is charged with felonious assault, domestic violence and menacing. Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were visiting their mother Sunday afternoon. The brothers were watching TV in separate rooms when Thomas Morris, 41, said a piece of chicken was tossed in his direction.

Tony Morris reportedly admitted tossing the chicken, saying he was angry because he believed his brother took a bite of the chicken and placed it back in a frying pan. Thomas Morris told police he suggested the brothers go outside and handle their dispute like men. According to reports, Tony Morris then grabbed a crowbar and charged after brother. Thomas Morris ran outside, but slipped on the icy porch. He was then struck several times in the head and suffered a 3-inch laceration to his forehead. Eventually, he ran to a neighbor’s home and grabbed a snow shovel, prompting Tony Morris to flee.

The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called 911. Before leaving, Tony Morris threatened to return with a gun and shoot his brother, police said. Thomas Morris was taken to a local hospital.

This story just set our people back 27 years.

But on another note, mom dukes must fry the hell outta some chicken. Damn.

So everyone was enjoying themselves at Diddy‘s album release party for Last Train to Paris earlier this week when a naked model’s weave caught on fire while she was in a tub surround by candles.

The funniest part of it all was how unconcerned the celebs were as they laughed whole heartedly. LOL smh

Trey Songz even tweeted this last night:

Shout 2 baby who’s hair caught on fire! We laughin but thru it all shawty was a trooper. Doused her shit cooled out & got bk in. Luv u baby

Here’s the video…

Just gonna stand there and watch me burnnnnnn (Rihanna voice)

hhahhahahahahhahahaha. Poor girl.

Ever since Antoine Dodson popped up on the scene after his hilarious interview on the news, he’s been getting endorsement deals left and right. Here’s the outtake video of his new commercial promoting the Antoine Dodson Sex Offender Tracker app so that you prevent yo people getting snatched up.

I absolutely adore his crazy ass.