Hahahah this shit had me in tears…

Jeeeeeesus! Now I know people have been making fun of Gabby Sidibe about her weight and stuff but damn I was disgusted to hear Howard Stern and his little sidekick, Robin, rip her apart on their radio show.

Stripping away all the colorful insults, I can’t say that I completely disagree with what’s being said. At that size, it’s going to be hard as hell for her to find roles. Nonetheless, the manner in which the shit was said was completely uncalled for. And Robin needs to hush her once-upon-a-time- chunky-ass up.

Gabby Sidibe was getting interviewed on the red carpet at last night’s Oscar awards when Gerard Butler appeared. Gabby told the interviewer: “I’d hit that.” She also suggested that the threesome get a bottle of champagne and see where the night took them.

LMAO I was very uncomfortable watching this.

Just when I thought I couldn’t be anymore confused by Lil Wayne and his arrangements with his babies mothers, Nivea drops this video. Her ex-boyfriend (if you can even call him that), Weezy, plays her love interest. I’m going to assume that the song lyrics are all dedicated to him as well. I halfway expected her BFFs Lauren and Antonia to make appearances. I dunno ya’ll, this shit is just wierd to me.  

P.S. – Things get a little steamy in the kitchen scene.

Word has it that Weezy agreed to the do the shoot with only 2 days notice and he appeared on set for 2 hours of the 12 hour shoot. Here are some still shots:

Remember the bout-it 7-year old, Latarian Milton, who stole his grandmother’s car and went for a joy-ride a couple years back? Well here he is on Comedy Central explaining what happened. Apparently grandma “shoulda kept her keys in her purse.”

I effing love this boy. As ridiculous as he is, he warms the hell outta my heart. LMAO

Last night was Jay-Z’s BP3 concert at Madison Square Garden in NYC and surprise surprise, Lil Wayne made an appearance. He joined Young Jeezy during his set and was also joined by Nicki Minaj and Drake. Weezy’s appearance at the concert makes that courthouse fire that prevented him from entering prison yesterday all the more suspect. Things that make ya say hmmm.

Anywho, I heard the concert was amazing and Wayne and Drake killed their I’m Goin In joint. In other news, afterwards, Antonia Carter tweeted that she was headed to 40/40 to celebrate along with the Young Money crew and Lauren London. Shoutout to Baby Mama unity.

Let’s face it, Naomi Campbell is always going to be a hot-tempered, violent diva. I’ve officially stopped hoping for her to change. Next up on her long list of victims? Her limo driver, whom she allegedly assaulted earlier this afternoon. The NYPD is currently looking for her:

Cops are hunting for Naomi Campbell after she assaulted her limo driver in Midtown on Tuesday afternoon, police sources said.

Cops are hunting for Naomi Campbell after she assaulted her limo driver in Midtown on Tuesday afternoon, police sources said.
Campbell slugged the 27-year-old driver, then ran from the scene at E. 58th St. and Second Ave. just after 1 p.m.

The driver reported the incident to police, who were canvassing the area.  It was just the latest tantrum thrown by the tempermental beauty.

In 2008, she pleaded guilty to assaulting a pair of police officers during a fit at Heathrow Airport.

The previous year, she pleaded guilty to tossing a cell phone at her maid in Manhattan.

SMH

Lil Wayne’s check-in to Rikers has been postponed once again due to a fire that broke out at the criminal courts building in Manhattan. His official sentencing was canceled and the hearing is rescheduled for tomorrow.

1/2 of Team Weezy’s Babies Mamas were spotted partying together recently. I don’t know what Wayne did to get Lauren London and Nivea on best friend status after having them pregnant at the same time but I’m in awe of it. Wayne has got to have the friendliest group of baby mamas on record.

Sidenote- Nivea needs a nap ASAP.

A music video of a scrawny 13-year old Chris Brown singing “Whose Girl Is This” hit the internet today and damn, my man has come a long ass way. Homie done stepped his dancing skills up 200%.

Lol make sure to peep that chickenhead he does. Hilarious.

Above is the billboard advertisement in downtown Newark for AKOO jeans which is T.I.’s clothing line. Residents are up in arms because of the image being depicted:

Is the young, seductive woman about to have oral sex with the young man 30 feet above a major intersection of the state’s largest city? Or have they just finished?

Stand at the heart of the central business district, and look up. If you don’t want to crane your neck, walk back toward University Avenue, then turn around. The billboard dwarfs everything. At night it’s lit up and looks even — well, you can’t miss it.

This billboard was meant to sell AKOO jeans, a clothing line by popular rapper T.I. . . . but who can think of jeans when so much is going on?

Let’s see. Her head is just under his crotch. The belt of the jeans is open. Her right hand is between his legs, reaching upward and grabbing on the back of his pants to expose part of his underwear. Her left hand, not far from her face, tugs on his front pocket. Now look even closer. His hand — what! — is over the back of her head. Get the picture now? Does that say JEANS? Read more

Um, there’s no question about it…o boy either just got brained up or he’s bout to. At first glance, I wouldn’t associate AKOO with anybody’s jeans. Perhaps a brand of dental dam or maybe even the title of Superhead’s new how-to guide. But whatever, I don’t know why everyone is so surprised like clothing labels haven’t been using sex to sell their clothes for years. Get over it people.

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Aw Lawd, Morris Chestnut owes a nice lil chunk of change to the IRS. They filed a $215,817 lien against Morris and his wife back in January. His publicist says: “It’s not that he’s not going to pay it. He knows he’s going to pay something.”

 Hmmm. That publicist coulda came up with a better statement than that. Either way, I’m sure Morris is currently somewhere auditioning for a movie as we speak.

Trina recently tweeted that her phone was stolen at an awards show. This video then popped up with nude pics of her as well as pics of her ex-boo Kenyon Martin and an inexplicable rash or whatever the fuck that shit is. (o_O)

Make sure you have your volume up as you watch the video because whoever is narrating is funny as hell. He says he’s holding her phone for $100k ransom. LMAO

When are celebs gonna realize that cell phones are not safe havens for their naughty pics. That shit WILL leak at one point or another.

And Trina, sweetheart, might I recommend some:

Ew.

Trey’s got a new video out that’ll be sure to soak up even more panties than the Invented Sex one did. Fellas, don’t fret though, ya’ll got something to look at too since the very beautiful Jessica White is in it as well.

Oh Trey.

Lance Gross twit pic’d these photos from a shoot he did with his fiance, Eva Marcille and I seriously love these two. Their love is so genuine. It’s beautiful. Oh yeah, and Lance is fine as f*ck.

Lookin’ good… except the first one!?! I don’t know where they were going with that…

Kevin Smith (director of Zach and Miri Make a Porno and the new movie Cop Out with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan — more commonly known to me as Silent Bob, so that’s what I’m going to call him) went ballistic today on Twitter then on his own podcast and blog over an incident that happened on a flight.  Silent Bob got asked to leave a Southwest Airline flight because he was too fat (not in those words, of course).  Silent Bob usually purchases two seats on flights because, according to him, “its just more comfortable” and he “can afford it” so he doesn’t usually run into this problem.  However, this time he got bumped to a different flight and only got one seat.  After he was already seated the flight attendant asked him to deplane because, to her judgement, the armrests could not easily go down all the way, a no-no for Southwest Airlines.

Silent Bob was, of course, enraged.  He admitted to the flight attendant that yes, he is fat, but that he isn’t so fat that he couldn’t fit comfortably in his seat.  After his social media outcries Southwest apologized twice (once as a Twitter response to Silent Bob).  Additionally, Silent Bob was able to get on a later Southwest flight, where he Twitpic-ed himself seated with both armrests down, so clearly the flight attendant judged incorrectly.

This is getting a lot of media buzz because Canada just passed a law (of course) that says if a passenger must get a second seat because they are overweight then the second seat is free.  Oh liberal Canada, that doesn’t even make sense.  Its another seat and it costs money.  If you bring a kid on a plane and they take up an extra seat it costs extra.  If you bring your large self on the plane it should cost extra, too.

Passenger advocacy groups (which I had no idea existed and who must not be doing that great of a job because we all have to pay that new extra fee for checked luggage… I’m just saying) are saying that this just goes to show that the airlines need more concrete guidelines so that flight attendants are not making subjective judgments on the fatness at which you can’t ride a plane.  They also say that with the rise of obesity in the U.S., the airlines should install special “obese” rows reserved for passengers that might need that extra room.  My thoughts… 1.) Its interesting that Silent Bob is not even so overweight that he really couldn’t get down the armrests, but he’s about to be the face for every obese advocacy cause.  2.) Tweeting something off the wall and making yourself the wronged victim right when you have a movie coming out is great PR.  Silent Bob got tons of Twitter followers off of this.  3.) Don’t fly Southwest if you’re fat, those seats are tight even if you can get the armrests down.  4.) Only fly first class if you’re fat because its more comfortable, you get better food anyways and its probably cheaper than buying the two seats you know you need to purchase so that your thigh won’t be touching me for the next 6 hours.

I should avoid saying the obvious about the U.S. really having a problem when people get to talking about obese rows on planes… but it really needs to be said.

Usher performed at the All Star game last night and we don’t know who told him this outfit was ok but they should be shot for it.

I don’t know what bothers me more, the pedalpushers or the leather vest with the faux abs. smh

Here’s a video of his less than stellar performance too:

Listen to Trey Songz talk about one of the most romantic things he’s done for a chick. It involves rose petals and a blow up mattress….

Aw, how cute. And just for shits and giggles…Trey hit up 106 & Park (HATE THAT SHOW!) and surprised a couple with a Valentine’s Day gift. Please peep the dudes face when his girl reacts to the surprise. HAHAHA classic.