My Personal Gift to Rihanna

Yes bitches, I’m giving this chick a box of jet black hair color because I don’t know where the hell she’s going with this blonde nonsense she’s been sporting lately but it shouldn’t be out in public.

I actually blame all the “yes men” in her camp for allowing it to go on for this long. The girl is gorgeous but this hair is setting her back to her S.O.S. days. So Rihanna boo, please accept this gift and know that it was given with the purest of intentions. Oh yeah and remember to put vaseline along your hairline so that the dye doesn’t run onto your forehead.

Matter of fact, while I’m in the gift giving mood…take these and go ahead and take care of that scraggly piece of hair in the back.

 Thank me later. Good luck.